Cabinet...Fridge? Cabinetfridge.

Due to the great numbers of man-eating rodents, and lack of clean cabinets, we have put all of our food into an extra, unplugged fridge to use as our cabinet.

Explanations:

1. "Man-eating rodents" - Thony said not to dangle our arms or legs off the edge of the bed while we sleep so that the rats don't bite us.
-"Haha, Thony, you're such a funny guy!", we say.
-"No. I'm not kidding they really will try to eat you. Don't do it."
We decided not to risk it...

2. "lack of clean cabinets" - Upon further inspection of the house, it appears as if the man-eating rodents live in the cabinets.
We decided not to risk it...

Thus, to solve these problems...CABINETFRIDGE!!!



Thank you.

Meet our bug friends...

Please meet our friends, the bugs and critters. There are a lot of them, so we figured we'd be better off trying to live with them in peace than wage a losing battle all month long...

We'll see how long this attempt at a peaceful relationship lasts.