Cabinet...Fridge? Cabinetfridge.

Due to the great numbers of man-eating rodents, and lack of clean cabinets, we have put all of our food into an extra, unplugged fridge to use as our cabinet.

Explanations:

1. "Man-eating rodents" - Thony said not to dangle our arms or legs off the edge of the bed while we sleep so that the rats don't bite us.
-"Haha, Thony, you're such a funny guy!", we say.
-"No. I'm not kidding they really will try to eat you. Don't do it."
We decided not to risk it...

2. "lack of clean cabinets" - Upon further inspection of the house, it appears as if the man-eating rodents live in the cabinets.
We decided not to risk it...

Thus, to solve these problems...CABINETFRIDGE!!!



Thank you.